Football & Politics
Blimey, at least England didn’t lose to an EU country. Good luck to Iceland in the next round. Maybe Roy Hodgson could swap jobs with Jeremy Corbyn? I could see Roy as Leader of the Opposition, and Jeremy could bring in some strong left wingers.
Poor old Roy though. It’s not his fault if his players aim their shots into Row Z. Is it too late to set up a referendum to withdraw from the World Cup? There are far too many foreign teams able to beat us. Maybe leave more spirited Wales and Norn Iron to fly the flag for the UK next time? I think we should withdraw from the Eurovision Song Contest to save further embarrassment too.
In politics, maybe Boris would make a good caretaker manager of the Conservative Party, as he’s committed to an exit (or so he says). I wouldn’t like him to stay on though, and I’d favour a general election once the two main parties have sorted themselves out.
Why is it likely to take two years to actually exit? Just stop the direct debit and tick Unsubscribe. That’s what I did when I stopped going to Fitness First.
Anyway, for the benefit of my foreign readers, here’s a reminder of what Boris looks like:
(My rabbit, Tufty).