Friday: a suspected gas explosion in Soho caused chaos in the West End. Further north in Brondesbury, an unexploded German bomb caused even more widespread travel problems. It could only have been a month ago that another German bomb was found. They say they’re left over from the war, but I reckon it’s a Brexit warning from Angela Merkel.
Uber lost their appeal, and their drivers will have to pay for English tests. When they’re all speaking like Nigel Havers, the game will really be finished, guvnor.